Listography: OTM’s 2012 Holiday Playlist For The Christmas Disinclined

I don’t celebrate Christmas.

It’s my least favourite holiday, for numerous personal reasons.  From 1990 onwards, I only celebrated because it was expected.  I haven’t celebrated at all since 2007.  Needless to say, it’s hell trying to go out in public from November through December 31st, because the damn music and decorations are everywhere.  It’s fun having a December birthday, lemme tell ya (and yes, that was dripping with sarcasm).

That said, one of the ways I’ve gotten around what is an incredibly difficult time of year is trying to find humor along the way.  While I will always hold a place in my heart for the Island of Misfit Toys, I also find horror classic Black Christmas a perfectly suitable viewing choice for the holiday season.  It’s akin to my enjoyment of My Bloody Valentine (the original, with my relative starring in it, not the remake) on Valentine’s Day.

Yes, I watch the old Frosty The Snowman and follow it with South Park’s “Woodland Critter Christmas”, because I can.

Allow me to share with you the music I’m spinning this year.  For those in love with the season, there’s plenty of fun treats here for you.  For those, like me, who have a more Grinchy view, there’s a few laughs and comedic moments to break up the sentimental deluge on the radio.  OTM aims to please!

OTM’s 2012 Holiday Playlist

Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – U2

A staple from my childhood, you really can’t go wrong with a little old-school U2 rocking around your Christmas/Yule tree.

All I Need Is Love – Cee Lo Green Ft. The Muppets

A new addition to the playlist, this catchy tune by Cee Lo is pure music gold.  The Muppets!  The 60s swinging flair!  Cee Lo’s delicious pipes!

Let It Snow! – The Brian Setzer Orchestra

One of my favourite versions of an oft-covered tune.  It’s upbeat and bouncy and, for a minute, I can forget that it’s associated with the holiday.  Best enjoyed with spiked egg nog.

What’s This? – The Nightmare Before Christmas

One of my mandatory films for both Halloween and Christmas is Tim Burton’s classic stop-motion piece The Nightmare Before ChristmasThe macabre, playful lyrics of this song make it a fun playlist addition.

Have A Holly Jolly Christmas – Burl Ives

Burl Ives=childhood.  I immediately see Rudolph and Frosty whenever I hear his voice.  Sometimes, the classics are impossible to beat.

Frosty The Snowman – Fiona Apple

Fiona Apple singing happy music.  Kinda jarring, isn’t it?  Her take on this is so sassy and fun, I can’t help but dance around like the snowman in question.

One Of Those Christmas Days – Third Eye Blind

The first entry under “ridiculous songs” is this short, lewd and fun entry from the band best known for “Semi-Charmed Life”.

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer – Poe

Already a bit of a morbid and ludicrous song, Poe’s take on it adds a strangely sultry element that’s completely out of place yet works all the same.

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer


Christmas At Ground Zero – Weird Al Yankovic

Al’s done a few twisted Christmas songs along the way in his career.  In light of the lyin’ Mayans and the “ZOMG! The world is ending!” panic of 2012, let’s explore a Christmas with the world actually ending!

Merry Fucking Christmas – South Park

Offensive as hell, but perfectly Mr. Garrison, this is one of my favourite Christmas bits from the series aside from the aforementioned “Woodland Critter Christmas”.

Santa’s A Fat Bitch – Insane Clown Posse

ICP is a little… special.  Every once in a while though, their offensive and inane lyrics come together in a way that gets me laughing.  The subtext of rich and poor and their differing experiences of a holiday drowning in commercialism is surprisingly clever.

Christmas In Hollis – Run DMC

Another holdover from childhood, I never tire of this track.  Fun, danceable and witty as hell.  A more positive take on things to counteract ICP up there.

Give The Jew Girl Toys – Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman doesn’t always do it for me, but Jesus Is Magic is pretty goddamn brilliant.  This song wins at life for this alone:  “You have a list/Well, Schindler did too/Liam Neeson played him; Tim Allen played you!”

Christmas In Las Vegas – Richard Cheese

Richard Cheese has some spectacular lounge versions of Christmas tunes, but this little gem is my favourite.  Deck the halls with poker chips, baby!

The Lights and Buzz – Jack’s Mannequin

Written after coming back from the brink of death at the hands of cancer, this celebration of being alive set against the backdrop of California sunshine warms even my heart.

Last Christmas – Manic Street Preachers

I love this take on the old Wham! tune.  Manic Street Preachers have a whole bevvy of bad-ass covers you might not expect from them, and this one is a shining example.

Do They Know It’s Christmas? – Band Aid

This song is so…. ethnocentric and oblivious.  But it’s classic.  It’s the combination of artists, the blatant “this is a charity song” feel of it that keeps me enjoying it.

Winter Wonderland – Jewel

There are probably ten thousand versions of this song (slight exaggeration), but I come back to this one often.  It feels retro yet not dated, if that makes sense.

Song For A Winter’s Night – Sarah McLachlan

Gorgeous, haunting and great for snuggling by the fire with hot chocolate or cider.  Sarah’s voice has that soothing feel to it.

Seasons Of Love – Rent

Destined to make me cry every year by the time Jesse L. Martin belts out “the way that she died!”  A gorgeous song that even those who don’t enjoy musicals can appreciate for its message.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas – Tori Amos

Ethereal, haunting… midnight in a melody.  Late night contemplation in the silence of winter.

What are your holiday staples?  Are you a fan of the holidays or, like me, do they pose trouble each year?  Share in the comments or on Twitter (@emptysthemepark).

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